1. In high school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled back. In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write it down. 2. In high school, freshman guys hit on senior girls. In college, senior guys hit on freshman girls. 3. In college, weekends start on Thursday 4. In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of the man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be walking around campus and at what time to find them there. 5. Once you've obtained the information described in #4, it's much more time-consuming to run between classes to that place where you know he/she will be in order to "just happen to bump into him/her." 6. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a day. 7. In college, your dad doesn't pay for dates. 8. College men are cuter than high school boys. 9. College women are legal. 10. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.  Labels: college, jokes, student humor |
