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Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE INJAPAN)
for 6am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with
his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying American JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in USA.

Yours,

Labels: humor, job, student humor, student jokes

posted by BFF @ 11:28 PM 0 comments

Teacher's late final

Sunday

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class!

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.

1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. -"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

-"Yes I will," replied the student.

He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.

1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
-"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

The student looked incredulous and angry.

-"Do you know WHO I am?"

-"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

-"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

-"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

-"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room

Yours,

Labels: humor, student humor, student jokes

posted by BFF @ 11:36 AM 0 comments

You know you're a grad student when...

You know you're a grad student when...

-you can identify universities by their internet domains

-you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels

-everything reminds you of something in your discipline

-you can tell the time of day by looking at the traffic flow at the library

-professors don't really care when you turn in work anymore

-you find yourself explaining to children that you are in "20th grade"

-you look forward to taking some time off to do laundry

-you have a favourite flavour of instant noodle

-you consider caffeine to be a major food group.

-you rate coffee shops by the availability of outlets for your laptop.

Yours,

Labels: grad student, humor, joke

posted by BFF @ 5:34 PM 0 comments

Grad students, post-docs, and professors

A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless."
Poof! He's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."
Poof! He's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."

Yours,

Labels: humor, jokes, student humor, student jokes

posted by BFF @ 1:40 PM 0 comments

Dating a Virgo Man

Wednesday

An Inside tip on dating a Virgo Man (Aug 23-Sept 22)

Well..more of a case profile, but at least if you find this to be relative then you won't feel alone :)

Positive sides of a Virgo man:

1. Very honest.
2. Trustworthy.
3. Helpful: if you're caring something, he'll help.
4. Pays for dinners and tickets to see him if he's away.
5. Friendly, social butterfly-doesn't like to sit home, active.
6. Cultured: likes to read and listen to different music.
7. Practical minded: doesn't care about hot cars.
8. (Sort of) thoughtful. He will still ask you what you want for Christmas this year.
9. He will get you a lot of gift cards.
10. Independent.

Ok. here's the fun part :) Negative sides of a Virgo man:

1. After giving you a chocolate candy truffles, he will be sure to remind you how expensive they were.
2. He plans time around himself.
3. Not a jealous type; this is good and bad, but you still want to know that your guy cares a little. 4. Not expressive physically or emotionally. You won't know when he's sad or happy.
5. Arguments become irrational with this man (gets defensive)
6. Very critical. He will pick you apart, so you need to be able to not take yourself too seriously if you date him.
7. Doesn't generally care too deep.
8. Not too empathetic when it comes to rapport.
9. He will want to change you. Not intentionally but in a settle way. "One day when you change I will commit to you" kind of thing.
10. Don't expect flowers or jewelry.

This is one is just for fun: bad taste in teddy bears.
Virgos are also good friends with their EX, so you need to be OK with that.

Some quotes from Virgo men:

My favorite:
-A response to not being romantic: "You don't enspire romance in me" (Good one..good one)
In long distance relationship: "I'm not a phone person"

Any suggestions or comments? I'll add more on other signs.

Yours,